Imagine being the first bitch to exist and you see a jar dont you wanna open things? Dont you wanna explore things? Try new things? dont you wanna open the jar? Pandora was innocent
there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free
i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together
